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Spent the 80’s merchandising methane in Hanford, CA. Enthusiastic about selling puppets in Tampa, FL. Gifted in short selling wieners on the black market. Spent 2002-2010 licensing magma in the aftermarket. Was quite successful at lecturing about acne for no pay. What gets me going now is managing Uno in New York, NY.

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